Dear Sanford, A Special Edition
DEAR SANFORD
Why us?
Why us?
-- JEB, TALLAHASSEE, FL
DEAR JEB:
I see it runs in the family. Below is a map of your state. The blue indicates water, which borders Florida on three sides. As you may or may not know, hurricanes form over water. Did you expect Montana to get hit next?
DEAR SANFORD:
What's your 40 time?
-- YOU'RE MY HERO, PALO ALTO, CA
DEAR YOU'RE MY HERO:
Backwards, my best time is 1.6 seconds. On my hands, it's 3.4. I haven't found a stopwatch with high enough precision (to the thousandth) to record my 40 time, but I'd guess it's about 0.006.
Send your questions to sanfordrjones@yahoo.com.
Humbly submitted by Sanford R. Jones at 11:28 AM
4 Comments:
Lance Harbor can run a 4.5 40 and can throw a football a quarter mile.
Lance Harbor is a scum sucking Vidalia looser. He couldn't carry his big bubble butt 40 yards if Wayne Bryant was chasing him with a crystal dildo. I fart in his general direction.
Come on, Anonymous #2. This is a family-friendly Hall Of Justice, so watch the language. It's "loser," not "looser."
Anonymous #2 is big fan of butt talk.
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