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Tuesday, October 11, 2005

More Smurfed Up News (A Photo Commentary)


Anarchy broke out this weekend in the Smurf Village after bombs equipped with biological warheads caused widespread destruction. While no group has claimed responsibility, Papa Smurf has placed the blame on Gargamel. However, Brainy Smurf indicated on Nightline last night that the attack may have been orchestrated by the Snorks, stating, "Think about it. Gargamel wants to eat us. If he bombs us using biological warheads, we're tainted meat. Who else would want to see us wiped out? Maybe another cartoon race that has been in our shadow since Day 1? That leads me to believe it's the Snorks. Papa Smurf always says the Snorks are a bunch of [expletive deleted]."


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