Jiminy Glick In Exxon (A Photo Commentary)
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Former talk show host Jiminy Glick was named CEO of Exxon-Mobil today. The surprising move was aimed at improving the company's image after third quarter earnings reports showed an increase in income of 75% amid soaring gas prices. Although insiders do not expect the new oil magnate to become proficient with the inner workings of his company, they do predict that he will be highly critical during his preliminary evaluation.
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Former talk show host Jiminy Glick was named CEO of Exxon-Mobil today. The surprising move was aimed at improving the company's image after third quarter earnings reports showed an increase in income of 75% amid soaring gas prices. Although insiders do not expect the new oil magnate to become proficient with the inner workings of his company, they do predict that he will be highly critical during his preliminary evaluation.
Humbly submitted by Sanford R. Jones at 3:35 PM
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Dude, I would SO fuck Jiminy Glick over this guy.
And I am not a chubby chasing gay man.
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