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Friday, September 30, 2005

Racial Barrier Persists Due To Technicality (A Photo Commentary)


Major League Baseball attempted to break another racial barrier today as Chewbacca was slated to start at pitcher for the Boston Red Sox. However, the game ended in a forfeit before the Wookiee threw his first official pitch because a friend of the pitcher, Leia Organa, refused to leave the playing field prior to the game. During his warmup pitches, Chewbacca delivered a fastball to catcher Jason Varitek that was clocked at 5.3 parsecs per hour.


Blogger SafeTinspector opined...

Dude, that pitch could EASILY complete the Kessel run in 8.5!

10/01/2005 1:22 PM  
Blogger Sanford R. Jones opined...

Ironically, it was his split-paw fastball and his curve (nicknamed the Bowcaster by a Wookiee sports writer) that got him noticed by general manager Theo Epstein.

10/03/2005 4:16 PM  

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