Racial Barrier Persists Due To Technicality (A Photo Commentary)
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Major League Baseball attempted to break another racial barrier today as Chewbacca was slated to start at pitcher for the Boston Red Sox. However, the game ended in a forfeit before the Wookiee threw his first official pitch because a friend of the pitcher, Leia Organa, refused to leave the playing field prior to the game. During his warmup pitches, Chewbacca delivered a fastball to catcher Jason Varitek that was clocked at 5.3 parsecs per hour.
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Major League Baseball attempted to break another racial barrier today as Chewbacca was slated to start at pitcher for the Boston Red Sox. However, the game ended in a forfeit before the Wookiee threw his first official pitch because a friend of the pitcher, Leia Organa, refused to leave the playing field prior to the game. During his warmup pitches, Chewbacca delivered a fastball to catcher Jason Varitek that was clocked at 5.3 parsecs per hour.
Humbly submitted by Sanford R. Jones at 5:57 PM
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Dude, that pitch could EASILY complete the Kessel run in 8.5!
Ironically, it was his split-paw fastball and his curve (nicknamed the Bowcaster by a Wookiee sports writer) that got him noticed by general manager Theo Epstein.
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