My Perfect Job

I found a website this morning that must be run by that Jamaican fortune teller who used to run commercials between Conan O'Brien and Carson Daly. You enter your name, and the site spits out your perfect job. Here are my results:

Sanford R. Jones, Your ideal job is a God for everyone.
Sanford Jones, Your ideal job is a Monkey Impressionist.

I think this news calls for another monkey picture: