The Future's So Bright...

What can you, dear reader, expect from these pages in the future? In short, there's more where that came from. Additionally, I plan to share the following:

• A cure for cancer that I wrote on a napkin at a bar in Budapest one night in 1993
• A little invention of mine that I like to call the personal rocket car (patent pending)
• How to create a nuclear bomb out of nothing more than a piece of gauze, a tin of shoe polish, and a little duct tape
• A picture of a new bird species that I discovered in the jungles of Zimbabwe