Where Have You Been?!?!
So... it's been a while. I have successfully run off all three of you who read this cornucopia of genius with any regularity. Let's just say that my life has not been what I would have expected over the last few months.
Yes, I am back now, so you can put down the gun/ rope/ sleeping pills. You may experience brief delays in content from time to time, but please refrain from suicidal thoughts.
Incidentally, it is much harder than I imagined finding a picture on the web of a drunk standing in a doorway opposite an irate woman.
Humbly submitted by Sanford R. Jones at 11:06 AM
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Could you please post any videos you might have of an old man lighting fireworks and dancing? Preferably in some hot pants and cowboy boots.....
Tanks,
Ed
I deleted those pictures of me... I mean of an unnamed friend of mine. Except they were chaps, not hot pants.
Well, well, if it isn't Sanford r "righty-tighty" Jones!
How the hell are you! Yeah, I missed coming round here.
So are you going to be posting again, now?
Yes, it is true. Super Sanford is back, if only to keep that new Superman out of the Hall of Justice.
Can I borrow $5.00?
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