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Thursday, December 15, 2005

He Says 'Yar' And Everything

Meet North Carolina State University's student body president. His name on the ballot was "The Pirate Captain." His platform, or "plank" as he described it, was "expanding the bus lines to haul thar peopled cargo to and fro from ACC bouts at the yonder RBC Center" and "holding meetin's open to all yae landlubbers." At the debates, of course he was dressed as the pirate that he is. The student scurvy dogs responded by electing him with a 58% majority in a run-off election.

5 Comments:

Blogger Darla, Pencil Portrait Artist opined...

Did you hear about the child with pirate parents who couldn't go to the movie? I forget what movie it was, but he couldn't go because it was rated "ARRR!"

12/15/2005 10:29 AM  
Blogger SafeTinspector opined...

I've sunk all me liquid assets into gold dubloons! ARrr...

12/15/2005 6:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous opined...

Did this bit of info send Sanford into a jealous rage?

12/27/2005 11:53 AM  
Blogger SafeTinspector opined...

there was a Super Sanford named Super Sanford...

1/05/2006 11:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous opined...

This blog sux

1/06/2006 12:01 PM  

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