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Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Fun With Scammers Part 3: No Response From Nwa

This one didn't get very far. The Barrister never responded to my response.

BARRISTER NCHAWA NWA
CONSULT ASSOCIATE CHAMBERS.
LOME REP OF TOGO.

Dear,

I am Barrister Nchawa Nwa, a solicitor at law, personal attorney to Mr.Richard T. Jones,who used to work with Shell Development Company in Lome Togo. Here in after shall be referred to as my client. On the 21st of April 2002, my client, his wife and their only daughter were involved in a car accident along Kara express Road, Togo.

All occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost there lives. Since then I have made several enquiries to your embassy here to locate any of my clients extended relatives, this has also proved unsuccessful. After these several unsuccessful attempts,I decided to trace
his last name over the Internet, to locate any member of his family hence I contacted you.

I have contacted you to assist in retrieving the fund valued at US$17.5 million left behind by my client before it gets confiscated or declared unserviceable by the Security Finance Firm where this huge amount were deposited. The said Security Finance Company has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have his account confiscated within the next twenty one official working days.

Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over 2years now, I seek the consent to present you as the next of kin to the deceased since you have the same last names, so that the proceeds of this account can be paid to you.Therefore, on receipt of your positive response, we shall then discuss the sharing ratio and modalities for transfer.I have all necessary information and legal documents needed to back you up for claim.

All I require from you is your honest cooperation to enable us see this transaction through. I guarantee that this will be executed under legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. Please get in touch with me through the above email for more details.

Best Regards.
Barrister Nchawa Nwa.

Woah! That is the coolest name I have ever seen. It pays homage to the greatest gansta rap group of all time. I am very sorry to hear about “my client.” One question: if “my client” and family are lost now after the accident, how do you know where they live? Wouldn’t that make them found?

Anyway, I’m interested in your diabolical scheme. Let’s discuss the sharing ratios and modalities. First off, what are these crazy words? They sound like economics terms to me, but I flunked Advanced Theory and Practice of The Practical Business Economic Model back in 1st grade.

Beed-a-beed-a-beed-a-beed-a-beed-a-beed-a-boop!
Thurston Sugarhillgang Goodrich XIX

PS: Thanks for backing me up. Every robot needs to be backed up from time to time. You never know when a cyborg might have an operating system crash or disk failure.

PSS: I am not a dear. I am an antalope.

1 Comments:

Blogger SafeTinspector opined...

Perhaps he works for NorthWest Airlines?
Quick! Give him your bank account number!

9/13/2005 11:20 AM  

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