Monkey With Cancer Sticks

Where Have You Been?!?!

So... it's been a while. I have successfully run off all three of you who read this cornucopia of genius with any regularity. Let's just say that my life has not been what I would have expected over the last few months.

Yes, I am back now, so you can put down the gun/ rope/ sleeping pills. You may experience brief delays in content from time to time, but please refrain from suicidal thoughts.

Incidentally, it is much harder than I imagined finding a picture on the web of a drunk standing in a doorway opposite an irate woman.